Pale!

Spray pale is better than spray tan.
Pic from toothpastefordinner.com

Orange Plastic Doll Douche

His face and hair are so shiny. Way to rock the Ed Hardy shirt with the sculpted eye brows and the shaved lines in the hair.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for the pic.

Oh. My. God.

Chicago monster again. How can all these people calmly put their faces up next to hers? Good lord.
Pic thanks to surrealchicago.com