No guys bronze better than in Germany

I hope he's not actually German, because my heritage is 37.5% German...it makes us look bad. Just imagine how dark the water must be when he washes his face.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com and lachschon.de for this one.

Cheeto Man

Wow this guy rubs Cheeto's orange powder all over himself before hitting the clubs. Horrific.
Again thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for this one.

Guido version of Jafar from Aladdin

Good lord what a douche bag. His skin makes him look inhuman. Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for this one.