The "Jerziest Jerz"

Thanks to hotPicsWithDoucheBags.com for the pic.

A Bronzer's Stare

Thanks to the sherdog forum and floodtheclub.com for the pic.

Reader submission: My rosy cheeks are burning red!

Reader submission: "B*tch is real tan"

Great reader submission Facebook photo from James who says the following:

"Best part is, the kid in the pic commented on it saying "b*tch is real tan"

LoL

Reader submission: Are you wearing surgical gloves?

Then why are your hands so white? Great reader submission from Bethany!

"Orange Hardy"

Thanks to inthemix.com.au for leading me to this pic, and to whoever who came up with the name "Orange Hardy."

Orange Muppet reacts negatively to Orange Hardy...

Yeah don't forget to tan your legs too, idiot

Is that underwear dude? Inappropriate, put some pants on or change to swim trunks.

Come on dude, you can't be serious

Ugh he's so shiny ;-(
Thanks to break.com for the pic.

Sadly, I don't think he's being sarcastic

Thanks to the amazing site lamebook.com for the pic.

WTF? Brownish-red crayon man

He's so shiny too!

Good posture but bad tan

Thanks to silvercity.com.au for the pic.

Old tan D-Bag with pedo mustache

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Ms. Brown Cheeks

Celeb bad fake tans compilation

Can you name them all?
Thanks to femenino.info for the pic.

Lizzie Grubman looks like a battered fried chicken

For those that don't know, she's an American publicist. I unfortunately saw her on an episode of PoweR Girls on MTV years ago and thought that she came off as a beeyotch. She is also known for running over a bunch of people in her SUV back in 2001. Sweet!

Oh bro, you're so diesel, your tan really brings out your muscle definition

His shoulders, triceps/biceps. and forearms are all the same diameter...FAIL
Thanks to nj-guido.com for the pic.

There's a lot of things wrong with this picture....

WTF?! Thanks to break.com for the pic

Spray tan foot fail

When I used to spray tan (yes, sadly I used to spray tan), getting the hands and feet to look natural was very difficult. I would put the barrier cream all over my hands, feet, and nails, but my nails and toenails would be stained brown. It looked like I had dirty toenails that I never cleaned. There was no getting the brown out of the nails either, you had to wait till they grew out.

Brownish-red head

Arse.
Thanks to guidofistpump.com for the pic.

Shiny orange glistening forhead, kissy face

Thanks to thedirty.com for the pic.

BBQ Sauce

FYI fake tan does have a taste to it, but it doesn't taste like BBQ sauce.
Thanks to icanhascheezburger.com and inthemix.com.au for the pic.

Yeeeeoowwwch!

Thanks to kontraband.com for the pic.

Obligatory: Snooki from Jersey Shore

Snooki is the tannest of the eight cast members of Jersey Shore. For those that don't know, Jersey shore is the pinnacle of reality TV (or the nadir, depending on how you look at it). I have to admit, the show is very entertaining and I do think Snooki AKA Snickers is a sweet person.
The top pic is from Snooki's facebook. Cartoon made by Ryan Casey at butyourelikereallypretty.tumblr.com and goryango.com. Thanks to reader lehcareht for the info!

Less tanning, more treadmill

Exercise will be way healthier for you and make you look a lot better than that orange tan.
Thanks to nj-guido.com for the pic.

That look is "Orange Steel"

Thanks to thedirty.com for the pics.

Weird kissy face guido looking guy

Guys should NOT do the kissy face to attract women.

This bottom pic is a photoshop of the internet legend Brian Peppers, converted into an orange, spikey haired, kissy-face guido.  Notice the similarities between the two pics.

Good photoshops of the famous prom guidos

These photoshops crack me up.
Happy new year!