Thursday, September 16, 2010

Don't worry, this is a dude.

I've had these pics for a few weeks but it just occurred to me now to put them on the site. His tan is probably more natural than anything, but his face and body don't match and he looks like such a weirdo that I had to post these photos. In case you were wondering, his arms and pectorals show signs of Synthol use. Here is a Wikipedia article with more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_enhancement_oil
LoLz I sent these photos to one of my best friends and she couldn't fall back asleep after witnessing this nightmare!
Anybody know where this dude is from? I've heard Brazil or India.
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36 comments:

  1. Amanda MeirinhoSeptember 17, 2010 at 4:50 AM

    He's brazilian. The windows welcome page in his pc is set in portuguese (Bem vindo!), as well as the text (Gênesis)in his t-shirt.

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    1. AnonymousApril 10, 2012 at 12:23 PM

      Yep, you probably right...

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    2. ShitstainsApril 12, 2012 at 2:49 PM

      This guy is probably dead.

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    3. AnonymousApril 16, 2012 at 2:45 AM

      Good catch, Amanda, I'm way to blind to have spotted that!

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  2. AshleighSeptember 17, 2010 at 8:30 AM

    Mmm yay, I just love when a dudes boobs are bigger than mine.

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  3. MichelleSeptember 17, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    How sad.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    WTF? I don't even know what to say here. He REALLY creeps me out.

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  5. jennypunkr0ckSeptember 17, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    I think this guy and Battlefield Earth Barbie should hook up! They'd be completely perfect for each other! Even better is you should put their pictures in one of those baby photo generator programs and see what their mutant children will look like!! ha!

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  6. LiisKSeptember 24, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    Why are his hips so wide and is he really wearing MASCARA? Hair looks like a well used mop. Sad, cause otherwise the material is not so bad at all. He has undergone much to become this ugly.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    I hope he's happy and live and long and productive life.
    But gotdamn put a whole body paper bag over it!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 7, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    its not a dude. its the hulk.

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  9. ch555xOctober 11, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    D@mn...

    I want to suspect that even the muscles are fake (injections).

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  10. AnonymousOctober 13, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Don't worry?! this is clearly terrifying, he looks like Voldemort in a shiny brown hulk suit.

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  11. Susan "Best Tanning Lotion" AdamsOctober 17, 2010 at 3:08 AM

    Egad!! where did he get those hairs. Yikkes!

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  12. joãoninguémdasilvaOctober 29, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    brazil ! ! ! campeão do mundo ! ! !

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  13. Motorcycle AccessoriesNovember 2, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    Because even as wide and she is really wearing mascara? Hair looks very used to absorb.

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  14. KentNovember 26, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    Holy "No country for old men" Batman

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  15. Kamyla DiasDecember 17, 2010 at 9:02 AM

    he's Brazilian

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  16. AnonymousDecember 29, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Аnd Windows XP is counterfeit (stolen). Seen warning on screen.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    I don't think that person was born male.

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  18. Henning DieselJanuary 13, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    When I saw this guy for the first time, I confused him for a differend species !
    He reminds me, very much, of a Gibbon- monkey !!

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    Sadly, he's Brazilian :P

    The windows entry screen says "bem-vindo", which means welcome in Poruguese.

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  20. strangerthanfictionFebruary 14, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Holy shit, its The Hulk

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  21. AnonymousMarch 7, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    you horrible disgusting fucking people, whats this guy done to deserve your unintelligent scorn and laughter? I bet your all dismorphic suffereing pricks

    you small minded ants with your stupid contitioned brains and boring little lifes

    do not contaminate my gene pool, im ashamed that you class youself as one of my species

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  22. GMarch 9, 2011 at 11:07 PM

    Oh, so you finally found your pics, Mr. Brazil?

    Before you call someone stupid and unintelligent, you should learn to spell, capitalize, punctuate and plural/single placement.

    -- you're not "your"

    --suffering not "suffereing"

    Conditioned not "contitioned"

    "lifes" should be lives


    I don't think you have to worry about anyone wanting your orc like attributes so no worry about the gene pool.

    You're welcome.

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  23. AnonymousMay 17, 2011 at 10:07 AM

    He looks like the Mexican version of the 70s Hulk. lol

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  24. Commercial tanning bedsJune 1, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    The hulk got sick of being green

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  25. AnonymousAugust 30, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    Don't worry. Brazilians don't usually look like this. We do prefer some healty tan or pale clean skin.

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  26. kellieApril 11, 2012 at 9:37 PM

    these photos have "sex reassignment surgery" written all over them.

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  27. AnonymousApril 15, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    Clash of the Titans - the old one. Calibos.

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  28. AnonymousMay 9, 2012 at 4:31 AM

    Brazil is in these figures only exist here, my dream of consumption hahahahahaha!!!
    bem vindo ao trem fantasma brasileiro :)

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  29. AshleyMay 15, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    I keep leaving and coming back to laugh. I can't stop laughing.

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  30. AnonymousNovember 25, 2012 at 1:04 AM

    Ahhh Brazil... Land of promiscuity, corruption, crimes and of course UGLY PEOPLE!!! lol!!

    So proud of being brazilian..

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  31. AnonymousDecember 6, 2012 at 7:52 AM

    Eeeerrrk! He looks like Meeeee... Except out of my worst nightmare.

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  32. AnonymousApril 11, 2013 at 6:07 AM

    Liberal use of Synthol made this.

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  33. AnonymousNovember 5, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    Does anyone know his name? Does he even know that he is all over the web?

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