Dr. Redderick Lobster

His face is so reddish orange that it looks like he's doing the Valsalva Maneuver. Nice chain.
Thanks to Hot Chicks With Douchebags for the pic and title.

Big hand clown tan

Ugh, how did you get like that?!

Bronzers prevent relationships

Battlefield Earth Barbie triology. EGADS!

She's looking as beautiful as never.

Previous Battlefield Earth Barbie posts:
http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/05/battlefield-earth-barbie.html
http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/09/battlefield-earth-barbie-makes-her.html

Thanks to break.com for the pic.

Reader Submission: Have a great summer, stay cool, never change, except for your tan

I wonder if she's orange year round or just for the yearbook picture?
Thanks to Lukas for the pic