Dat dere orange spray tan

Unnatural looking, streaks, overpriced, wears off in just a few days, weird chemicals cause you to break out.....what more could you want!?!?

Burn baby burn, tanning inferno

Ouch! Don't forget your sunblock peeps! A couple of months ago I made the mistake of not applying sunblock below my waistline. After playing in the ocean, my swim shorts sagged a bit, and I got a crimson streak on my lower back. When in doubt, apply that sunblock.

Clubbing? I'll pass

Tanning mom has done a lot for the anti-tanning movement since 2012

She seems well-adjusted.
Thanks to http://www.mirror.co.uk/ for the last set of pics.

Unilateral Dermatoheliosis AKA one side of your face is wrinkly and gross

This is a life-long trucker who had the window down and the sun on the left side of his face....just shows you the power of the sun to make you wrinkly.

This guy is as intense as his tan

It looks like his mere gaze can tan you, like Superman's heat vision.

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